Thursday, March 15, 2007

Chemo 1C (?) I am loosing count

Not much to report except i just feel nauseous all the time. It is really like being preggers again. I eat try toast with a poached egg or some starch like grits. (For all my Cali friends, grits are kind of like cream of wheat, but not) Any who, it is 11:47 and i am still in bed. I get up for about 10 minutes, kiss Gavin, try to drink some kind of fluid, maybe use the bathroom, and then get back in bed. Not to exciting, but i feel better when i am horizontal.

Send me some jokes, i could use a few laughs.

6 comments:

HAM said...

Well I have been trying to think of something funny and so is Tab but Sam who left a message on Shot notice takes the prize. She is hilarious, keep it coming Sam....

The best I could come up with was to go back in the day of those crazy nights at Mont Curve Park. I remember running down the hill because I saw soemthing in the middle of the grass and I go to kick it really hard and it was a bowling ball, that hurt.

I remember being in Penguins parking lot(yogurt place) and Tab and you I believe had hangers on your head....That was funny.....

Oh and don't forget Tabs Bobcat car. That alone is a memory of itself. I will get back to you with some more.

HAM

FMSA Middle School said...

Hey Laura:
I love your attitude about kicking cancer's butt. But listen, does cancer actually have a butt? Might it not have a bottom, or even a rear? How about this: "I'm going to kick cancer's bootie!" Is that too disco? I have one: I'm going to whup cancer's fanny!" Upon reflection, maybe not. Cancer's fanny might not be worth the effort. My advice-get better and leave cancer's posterior alone. We're thinking of you.
Sam <-----male

HAM said...

Sorry (Male) Sam for thinking you were a girl you are very funny.---

And actually I am getting old because I belive it is Mont View Park??? I have no long term memory any more.

HAM

Traci said...

Laura, I am such an idiot, first time on a blog site, so I ended up sending my comments to your email instead of here. I had a really good joke that I had to shorten due to a 300 character restraint, but I will post here for the entertainment of your bloggers.

A man was very sick and the doctor told his friends and family that the only cure for him was a brain transplant. A brain transplant?!, we have never heard of this. The doctor explained that it was highly experimental and not covered by insurance, but that it was their only option. They asked how much it would cost. The doctor said, well, I can get you a male brain for $5,000, or I can get you a female brain for $250. The men all laughed and snickered and then someone asked-Why is the female brain so much cheaper than the male brain, Well said the doctor we have to discount the female brain because it has actually been used!

Love ya,

Hope it made you laugh,you know it runs in the family, couldn't let Sam have all the fun. You are in my prayers-If I were this cancer I would be very afraid, if anyone can kick its ass, bottom, posterior,rear, butt etc. it is you!

Traci N

Lowa said...

Here are some jokes:
Did you hear the news about Mr. and Mrs. Bullet?
They had a BB!
(That's my favorite clean, silly joke.)

What kind of bugs get cancer?
The malignANT and the BEEnign.

By the way, hi Tab & Ham (and all other Del Campo peeps). (This is Laura Stilwell.) I see you guys read Laura's blog as much as I do! :)

Tabetha said...

Hi Laura & Laura,

Yes, is there a way to tell how many times I check for updates? I sit in front of my computer all day long so I check in (a lot) to see if there are updates. I sent a bunch of funny emails and hope they made you laugh!!!